Fri March 12-Thur March 18:
ARIES (March 20-April 19): "One way to stop a runaway horse," says Jeffery Bernard," is to bet on him." There's no stopping us this week Aries, even if someone does bet on us. After weeks of running in place we're finally getting somewhere. Now all we need hope is we're not doing the racehorse thing and running in circles.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): To paraphrase Anneli Rufus, a true friend always knows when it's time for them to leave. We've still got time to get a t-shirt with Rufus's thought printed on it before the loving hoards arrive at our house Taurus. An added bonus; our mailbox won't be stuffed with all those cards come Christmas, either.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): "I awoke one morning and found myself famous," wrote Lord Byron, after his first successful publication. We'll get our 15 minutes of fame this week too Gem. Use the attention well and we can avoid the whole, "driven out of England and burned in effigy," ending that Byron managed.
CANCER (June 21-July 22): Stars say this week we'll encounter nervous and excitable females Cancer. Which means we stand a good chance of either being swept up in a bridal party, or getting that chicken coop we've always wanted.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22-Dec 21): The Sagittarian personality is often described as adventurous, outgoing, and friendly as a puppy. Puppies are irresistible. Until they start peeing on the rugs that is. Our fun-loving personality is on full display this week Sadge. Stars say, just don't get so excited we start peeing on anyone's rugs.
CAPRICORN (Dec 21-Jan 19):
"Never pay more for an acquisition than you have to," say the Ferengi, Star-Trek's race of über-capitalist aliens. We're usually all for that advice Cappy, but this week we'll be tempted to make an exception. Stars say the item we desire will be a bargain. Much later, for someone else, when we stick it on eBay.
AQUARIUS (Jan 20-Feb 19):We've been doing our best to ignore a gadfly, Aquarius, but it just keeps biting harder. We're ready to look up the Humane Society's stance on swatting flies. It's either that or shoo the thing out the window. Would that be kindness to a dumb bug or cruelty to other people?
PISCES (Feb 19-March 20): "The indespensible secret to getting what you want out of life," says Berstein, "is this; decide what you want." The problem with this theory is it takes away the surprise factor. Be willing to be surprised this week Pisces, and we're sure to be happy. That "always in control Master of the Universe," stuff suits Capricorns better, anyway.
LEO (July 22-Aug 23): "Burgundy," says A.J. Lieberman, "is a lovely thing when you can get someone to buy it for you." They'll get no argument from us this week Leo, as we're the beneficiary of someone else's hard earned bucks. Then again, in return they get to have us in their life. They're getting the better part of the bargain, but that's okay by us--we're as generous as we are humble, after all.
VIRGO (Aug 23-Sept 22): "Lust is easy," notes Carl Reiner, "Love is hard. Like is most important." We've usually got the "liking" part down pat Virgo--we like a lot of things. It's the loving and lusting we find harder to fathom. Stars say this week prepare for a reverse of that pattern. But don't fret, after a week of lusting and loving, we can get back to more important matters. Or not.
LIBRA (Sept 22-Oct 23): The words, "desire," and "star," come from the same root. As song, poerty, and even the language observes, when we wish upon a star sometimes our dreams do come true. The stars have aligned to grant our wish this week Libra, but wish carefully--"sweat" also shares roots with "star." Sometimes getting our wish fulfilled ends up being a lot more work than those Disney movies ever mention.
SCORPIO (Oct 23-Nov 22): "A man is wise," said Lord Krishna,"when all of his undertakings are free from anxiety about the results." Easy for Krishna to say--no one ever gives Hindu Gods performance reviews. Stars say approach our work without worrying about the results this week Scorpio, and we'll discover that Krishna fellow really does know what he's talking about.
